Monday, 16 January 2012

Kazakhstan - The first Kazakh New Year


December 29-January 2

Hello everyone!

After travelling around the eastern edge of Europe over the Christmas period, we decided to spend New Year a bit closer to home. Home, of course, is Kazakhstan thesedays, and we flew from Georgia (the country, not the state) to the biggest city in the biggest landlocked country in the world – Almaty.





I had seen most of the sights of the ‘City of Apples’ in October, but Justine had not been here before, so we traversed a similar route to the one I took on my previous trip. It was slightly different due to the slight dusting of snow, but at -5’C wasn’t particularly cold.




Kazakh fun fact: Kazakhs celebrate FOUR New Years – Western, Russian Orthodox, Old Kazakh and ‘other’ Old Kazakh, called Nauryz. The last of these is in March. Any excuse for a party!


New Year celebrations – and New Year trees – were very much prevalent when we arrived two days before the big event itself was to take place. We visited an expat bar which was hosting various competitions, ranging from random Kazakh dancers to wearing very strange hairdos. A friend of a friend came second, winning a large apple shisha for our table. I happily engaged with this whilst Justine chatted to some girls we had unwittingly befriended by me almost decapitating one with a stray pool shot earlier in the evening.





As for New Year’s Eve, we had a problem. Most Kazakhs spend the moment of movement from old year to new with their families. This meant that, although we know many people who were in Almaty, we weren’t sure who we could spend it with. Luckily Chris, a friend who runs his own language school in Astana, was around and able to direct us to a relatively cheap bar that he was going to be frequenting. 2,000KZT – or about £9 – seemed perfectly reasonable compared to the 22,000KZT being demanded by the place we had been the previous night.





Our night involved…get ready…two bottles of fake champagne…


…drinking backgammon…

…a bottle of red wine…

…a meal in an expat bar that we managed to get for half-price thanks to a sympathetic waiter…

…two long island iced teas…

…a five course meal split between two…


…another bottle of red…

…a toast with the President of Kazakhstan from his house in Astana…


…an unknown amount of vodka and cokes…

…a man with a snake around his neck…


…a potential fight with a large Kazakh man who suggested I was gay…

…an unknown amount of beers…

…pretty dancers in Santa costumes…


…a toast with the President of Russia…

…conversation with two Englishmen in Almaty for 24 hours…

…a giant cake from which I stole one-third of the middle tier…


…and an unknown time of leaving which has been worked out as between 5am and 6.30am.


Needless to say the rest of our time in Almaty was tiring and hungover-fuelled. Tip for you all: never go on a cable car with a hangover that ends up lasting two days. Ever. Even if the view from the top of the Kok Tobe is worth it. This is the picture of me going up in October, as I was unwilling to pose this time round…





We did do one new thing in Almaty. On December 1, 2011, Kazakhstan’s first ever metro was opened here. We rode for a short while. It’s not like your standard metro, in that each of the six stations (more to follow) are intricately decorated with decorations linked to the name of the stop. The stop for the Green Market, for example, has designs of places famous for markets, such as Egypt and India. Bit more fun – not to mention clean – than the Tube in London, that’s for sure. It should be really, considering it took 23 years to construct…





It was a very interesting New Year. It was memorable, even though I don’t remember significant parts of it. We signed off 2011 in style, and I am immensely looking forward to the adventures that 2012 will bring!!





с Новым годом!!
Happy New Year!

Love you all

Matt

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