Friday, 16 September 2022

El Salvador - Captiva-ted (eventually)

September 6-9


Hello everyone!


I was supposed to be at the beach this weekend. Travelling to the southeastern tip to one of the most beautiful areas of the country I now call home, I was supposed to be telling you all about the stunning sunrises, surf and shenanigans of a large group adventure to Punta Mango. I’m not because I had to sort out this…


What I got: our new car

What I missed: Punta Mango sunrise

This is my new car. As yet it is unnamed, though ‘problema’ would be just as apt as ‘Mavuto’ was for the Malawian automobile. A week later, it still hasn’t been driven. Acquiring it, however, took me down a stressful and irritating path which had to result in my withdrawal from the Punta Mango trip.

Pictures from friends of the beach at Punta Mango

I haven’t been in a rush to find a car. The main reason has been that I brought my bike across from the UK, so have a free and relatively quick way of getting to work. Getting home through often hectic traffic and up a couple of steep hills is less appealing, though at least I haven’t had to pedal home in a downpour yet.
My bike, which took a long time to wrap!


The commute is short but intense

If that happens, I have my backup: Uber. Getting a ride is usually quick and cheap: most trips seem to cost less than $3 unless it is rush hour. Getting home from the pub after playing football, for example, is relatively straightforward with Uber.

I even got to the beach for only $20

Lots of people use Uber for ease and safety

The main target for a car was to have one by the time the two dogs arrived in El Salvador. Due to complications which will be a separate blog in themselves, their transfer has been delayed. I’d much prefer Mini and Maxi to already be here at this point (it was supposed to be just after this weekend), but the delay has at least taken off the pressure of buying a car.

Still waiting...

This has its own challenges in El Salvador. Firstly, they are EXPENSIVE. I was not expecting this, and we certainly didn’t budget for having to spend 5 figures on transport. After a brief dalliance with the idea of bringing down a car from the US (it gets complicated), that led me down the very second hand route, and into a Facebook group for used cars.

The group I used to find cars on Facebook

In this group, it seems that no one speaks English. In this group, it also seems that any old banger can be sold at a price higher than I’ve ever spent on a single item before.

Que?

Initial browsing led me to a couple of relatively cheap sedan cars. I then went to the beach for a weekend and realised that a sedan with low clearance simply wasn’t going to cut it for me out here. 

San Salvador has some excellent roads. Outside of the
cities, however, things are apparently different...

Feeling there was no harm in doing so, I started sending private messages to basically anyone selling a 4x4 car on this site for under $8000. I had set myself an absolute maximum budget of $7000, including inevitable repairs as it would be second hand. All responses were in Spanish, with some being nicer than others…

Unfortunately the conversation in which I was told
to F%#* something has disappeared from the thread

A more polite conversation

Of course, setting up the opportunity of seeing a car would be very difficult and not worthwhile with a significant language barrier. All new teachers had been recommended a mechanic who speaks English and had offered to check over any cars for free and make suggestions. He did this a couple of times for me. The first time was an eye-opener: I went to meet him and the car owner at 2pm after school one day. I said hi and chatted with him whilst the car owner came across town. I was told to wait in the reception whilst he disappeared. I assumed it was to do other things. Turns out he had gone to check the car himself without me there. He returned 20 minutes later, showed me videos of white smoke coming out of the car, and said, “You’re not buying this car.”

$5000...but possibly over $3000 in repairs...

The search expands, with Google Translate probably overheating from my constant copy/pasting of messages from car owners in order to understand their thoughts. On a different website I find a Chevrolet Captiva, which is described as a ‘compact SUV’. Looking like an ideal car, I make contact with a man called Julio. Its advertised cost is $7500. 

I actually found the car on this site


Being a middle man between the mechanic and the car owner, when I don’t speak Spanish, was irritating at times. Eventually a time is arranged for the car to be checked. Erik seems to like the car. He likes it even more when he haggles the price down to $6000.


Happy days

This is Tuesday. The deal is agreed to take place on Thursday. It became a bit more complicated when Julio demanded cash. I thus had two days to organise finances, which involved getting a couple of signatures. 

It didn't look quite like this. Also the bank only had $20
notes, so there were three rather large bundles.

Things got a lot more complicated when a major global event happened on Thursday…

The Queen's death was at about 11:30am for us

I asked for a delay until Friday. Julio said no. It was today or never. The mechanic…was in a meeting so only able to send sporadic written messages.

A very long meeting, it seems

Eventually I manage to get the missing signature at about 3pm. The bank closes at 4pm. I drove across with someone from school who can help explain what I need to do. Whilst driving, she’s also on the phone with Julio, who seems very annoyed with life…but particularly with the mechanic. Who, of course, is still in a meeting.

The top message is from the mechanic,
and Julio found it quite insulting

I’m also annoyed with the mechanic. Whilst on our way to the bank, I discover that he won’t be there when we do the deal. More concerning for me was that the lawyer, who would sort the contracts, also wasn’t going to be present. It was going to be me, a person I’d never met who doesn’t speak English, and an angry car seller. It’s now 3:55pm, and my last chance to get the money.


Ultimately, I wasn’t comfortable, so I told (well, the person from work told) Julio that it couldn’t happen today. I got the money just in case. For a hot minute, the deal was off…and then it was back on. The following day. He wanted to meet at 8:30am. As I was organising cover for my lessons, I told the mechanic…who said the lawyer wasn’t available. Not said, actually. Wrote. He was still in a meeting, after all.

The garage. It's filled with cars.

Eventually a time was able to be agreed. Friday at 3pm. I was supposed to leave for Punta Mango at 2pm. Instead of heading to the beach, I walked quickly and carefully to the garage, complete with $6000 in my bag. 

I'm hoping to have the car in time to
drive to Comasagua on the 25th

Short term pain for long term gain is how I’m viewing it. Once the car is ready, I can go to places as beautiful as Punta Mango whenever I want (I’m already signed up for the next large group trip in November). It should even have a name by then!

See you in November, maybe after driving down in the car!


Love you all,


Matt

Sunday, 4 September 2022

El Salvador - Great Balls of Fire!

August 31


Hello everyone!


Every year, the people in a small Salvadorean town commemorate a volcanic eruption. They do this in the obvious way…by lobbing balls of fire at each other. 


Bolas de Fuego

El Salvador's very unique 'Fireball Festival'


Welcome to Nejapa, a provincial town which has little reason to visit for 364 days of the year. On August 31st, however, it becomes the centre of one of the more extraordinary festivals in the world, let alone El Salvador. Bolas de Fuego: The Fireball Festival.


A parade through the town before the fire-throwing

Even the telegraph poles show the connection!


It is the town’s very interesting way of remembering the eruption of El Playon in 1658. This forced the village to evacuate and relocate to its current location in Nejapa. There’s also a more religious story about how the place’s saint, Jerome, fought the devil with fire balls during the eruption.


The church is the main building in the town

A statue of a fire-thrower


Whichever origin story you prefer, its accompanying festival has seen fire flung up and down its main street since 1922. You may have realised that it makes this year quite a special occasion: the 100 year anniversary.


It hasn't happened since 2019 due to Covid

I think this poster details the two 'origin stories'


A large group of us went north from San Salvador, heading up, around and finally down our local volcano. Nejapa itself is only about 15 km from our school in Santa Tecla (though the drive is more like 25 km), allowing us to head towards the town after work.


Heading inland, away from the ocean

The city of San Salvador as seen from its volcano


The size of the crowd, the throngs of beer sellers and pupusa stalls, the incredible amount of tat available to buy: it all added to the feel of a big event. This was enhanced with local bands and dancers parading down the single street.


Strolling down the main street. Couldn't have done that later...

This woman was making a milky brew, which was very sweet.
You could then add a liquor of your choice. 



One stall offered an experience rather than something to put in your mouth. You put something in your hand - well, in your glove. The ball was quite warm and a bit heavier than I expected it to be.


Oven gloves: required

Looking like a natural


I also tried a new drink whilst we were waiting. It’s called a ‘Michelada’ and is associated with Mexico. Essentially it’s a beer…with tomato juice…spices…and something on top. Being an idiot, I went for ceviche (raw fish). This was at least kept separate as it was in the lid on top of the drink. I don’t need to buy another one.


They say ceviche, I say prawn cocktail

Not overly impressed


The main event was supposed to start when it got dark. We found a spot on the side of the road, sipped our beers (not micheladas, no one else was silly enough to get one) and waited. And waited. The crowd grew, space became a premium which no one had, it began to drizzle…


Hard to estimate but easily thousands in attendance

Rain protection. Highly flammable...


Suddenly fireworks start soaring from behind the main church. Next thing we knew, a man started running up and down the street with what looked like a pig-shaped pinata on his head. Which shot fireworks, naturally.


Fireworks streaming into the sky


At this point our ‘teams’ entered the fray. Most had a face covering, with some looking more ridiculous than others. After seeing the ‘south’ team come down the road, I partly expected their opponents to be sporting the Guy Fawkes masks from V for Vendetta.


Taking the cheers of the audience

Some were a lot scarier than this -
try to find the clown in later videos!


And so we begin, at around 9:15pm. I’ll caveat this next section by saying that I had not seen any multimedia of this event before coming. I soon realised quite how insane it is, probably after the first fireball flew at quite a low trajectory down the rather narrow road. 


Contrary to what you may think you see
in the picture, it's not a flamethrower


When a fireball almost landed in the crowd across the road a few seconds later, I realised that we were in quite a dangerous situation.


This one landed by my feet at one point


I was a couple of people deep, therefore slightly away from the road. This made it a little bit safer…unless a stray fireball came towards us. As there were so many people, it was quite difficult to move. 


There seemed to be at least 10 people on each side


There was a moment when a few of us started moving out of the way as an increasing number of fireballs were flying off in errant directions. As we were squeezing through the throng, I felt something hit my head. It didn’t feel that hard and I thought little of it…until I looked up and saw that a man near me was wearing a hat…which was on fire. It hadn’t been moments before. I’m not sure whether that ball glanced my head on the way or if a stray hand had hit me on the noggin in sheer panic. Either way, a scary moment!


The balls, which seemed to be tightly-bound rags,
are soaked in kerosene before being launched


Meanwhile, the battle raged on the street. Sometimes they take it in turns, with one group advancing and the other retreating. At other times it’s a free-for-all, with balls of fire streaking across our eyes, all accompanied by screams from the crowd.


Doing the Thriller dance?

Preparing to hurl two balls of fire


They took a break after a while; as I said before, those balls aren’t light and repeatedly hurling them must take its toll. At this time they play to the crowd, allowing them to walk the street and hold fireballs for a photo. They also cool off by showering themselves with water, which seems sensible.


I'm glad he didn't get excited and throw it


You may be realising from this that health and safety…well, I don’t need to finish that sentence, do I? There were quite a few firefighters and paramedics about, guiding people to the ambulance if a ball came a bit too close to them. One of our friends got licked on his leg for a while so spent some time in the ambulance.


Participants were generally covered with their clothes

Ambulance: busy


After the second round, we called it a night. I’m not sure how long it went on for. I was in bed by midnight, which made the next day of school (5am wake-up) a challenge. 


The clean-up operation must be fun


Bolas de Fuego is one of the most extreme, intense events I have been to as a traveller. The trepidation of being hit by a stray fireball is too much for many, which I completely understand. I was certainly out of my comfort zone; however, I thought the experience was brilliant. I’ll just be sure to find a spot a bit further back next time!


It looks a bit like the apocalypse in this picture!

(Fire)baller


Love you all,


Matt