Saturday 19 January 2019

Bahamas - The not-so-surprise

December 23 - January 2

Hello everyone!

My whole raison d'etre for being on this side of the world, far away from both southern Africa and the UK, was to surprise Hannah. She thought I was in Madagascar. Well, she did until the morning of the intended surprise...

Some very large lobsters, caught by a free diver



I had spent weeks musing over the possible ways of surprising her. These ranged from making an announcement over the PA in the airport to appearing out of the water like James Bond.

What I definitely would have looked like

Reality: hiding in an airport cupboard
covered with wrapping paper

Neither of these - or the other ideas - were possible for a variety of reasons. The place where Hannah was is the island of Eleuthera, a 25 minute plane ride from Nassau. The airport, Governor's Harbour, is the opposite of 'state-of-the-art'. No chance of a PA system here. No luggage carousel either, so no chance of turning up on the conveyor belt.

The island is roughly 110 miles in length, and very thin throughout

The Bond idea had traction - there is a lot of coastline around this skinny island, after all - but it turned out that Hannah was actually going to be at the airport when I landed. Her extended family were coming to spend Christmas with them and unwittingly were on the same tiny plane as me. The tiny plane which everyone can be seen getting off, making it impossible to hide.

The plane seats 16 plus 2 pilots - on the way back, there
wasn't enough space for everyone's luggage

Trying to persuade Hannah not to go to the airport is possibly what made her realise, though she maintains that there were many reasons for her suspicions to be aroused. Though it wasn't the true shock that we all hoped for, me being wheeled out of the airport covered in wrapping paper and with a note saying 'To Hannah' scribbled on the back of a crossword was quite funny.

The dreaded WhatsApp



As for Eleuthera? I've been told to either not talk about it or to say that it's rubbish and no one else should ever go there. I mean, look at it. Would you want to go there?

First sunset

First sunset

First sunset

The Palms

View of the Caribbean Sea

Walking Club Med beach at low tide



A gorgeous sunset

Glassy waters of the Caribbean Sea

Welsh invasion for Christmas!



Junkanoo festival on Christmas Day

Junkanoo is a street festival featuring different villages on the island

Competing villages make a float and parade it through the host town


Love you all,

Matt

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